A married couple is listening to a protracted sermon in the church.
She finally falls asleep because she is exhausted.
When her husband notices this, he wakes her up by poking her in the eye with his finger.
At this point, the priest also addresses the group by way of a question.
Who was it who set the slaves in Egypt free?
The wife shouted “GOD” at the husband in a furious manner after being awakened.
Finally, the wife falls back asleep. When the priest inquires, she is once more roused by her husband.
“Who gave their life as a ransom for our sins?”.
Again, the wife yelled, “JESUS CHRIST.”.
She was shocked and enraged by the husband’s jab.
As the sermon continues, it’s not surprising that the wife falls asleep once more.
What did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their last child?
I’ll take that thing and, I swear to God, snap it in half if you poke me with it again.
