In an airport waiting area, a man is by himself.
A gorgeous young lady enters and sits at the table next to him.
She is most likely a flight attendant who is not on duty, he determines, because she is wearing a uniform.
Then, after discovering the airline she flies for and greatly impressing her in the process, he decides to try to pick her up.
To fly, to serve is the motto of British Airways, he says, leaning over to speak to her.
The girl looks at him with a vacant expression.
He stretches and comes up with a fresh line.
He leans forward once more while reciting the Air France tagline.
World-wide success in winning hearts”.
She only gives him another blank stare while displaying some perplexity.
He tries again, this time using the Malaysian Airlines catchphrase, unfazed. “Above expectations,” perhaps?
What the f percent*k do you want?
the woman demands with a stern expression.
He yells, “Aha, United Airlines”.
