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Kid Rock has made over $30 million as a result of Bud Light’s error.

Even though Anheuser-Busch may be suffering as a result of its marketing blunder, Kid Rock is doing fine.

His publicist claims that he places a high value on the beer’s misfortune.

According to publicist Joe Barron, “Kid has made about $30 million so far, and that number will probably double over the next few months”.

Shooting the cans, according to Kid Rock, was “the greatest moment of his career,” according to an interview with Larry Lubiner, the head of his Facebook fan club.

Three beer cases were the target of a man’s roughly 30 shots, which also included shotgun shells for impact. In the two cases where they were successful, their combined accuracy rate of 38% was astonishing.

Since that amazing moment, Kid Rock’s fame has increased. In order to supply all the beer for his “No Snowflakes” tour, he first signed a more than $120 million contract with Pabst. Since I haven’t read that one yet, he then signed a deal with American Patriot beer for an undisclosed sum.

While Kid Rock keeps experiencing all these wonderful things, Bud Light keeps experiencing the opposite. Being rejected by conservatives in 2017 should have taught them a lesson.

I’m afraid not. Kid Rock may be a rock star, but the company is doomed to failure. Godspeed, America.