The mortician lifted the sheet covering the burned body and revealed the severely burned face, which Darryl saw.
He suggested turning it over so he could see more clearly who it was. He was disappointed that Bubba wasn’t there when they turned the key.
To see if Gary could spot this unexpected outcome, the perplexed funeral director called him in.
Gary sighed, pointing to the charred body, and said, “He’s been burned to a crisp. Put him down”.
But as soon as the mortician turned the body over, Gary quickly shook his head and said, “No, it’s not Bubba”.
The mortician raised an eyebrow, doubting Gary’s certainty. Although I can’t say I’ve personally seen them, everyone knew Bubba had two assholes, Gary retorted with a chuckle.
Every time they entered a new town, people would yell, “Look, here comes Bubba with his two assholes!” he claimed.
