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It’s true that Stallone forbade “Woke Crap” on the set of his newest movie.

America, the statement is accurate. Sylvester Stallone forbids it on his film set because he is anti-woke.

There allegedly won’t be “woke crap” on the set of Stallone’s upcoming film, according to online sources.

We checked the author of the original story’s credentials and found him to be absolutely reliable. We believe he is unlikely to post anything he doesn’t think is true because he posts things for the entertainment of his devoted followers.

It appears that the source is unreliable and founded on rumors. The individuals who qualify—a small group of left-leaning trolls and a few ignorant potatoes—discussed the issue in great detail, and while a significant portion of them believe it to be true, hope it is true, or perhaps even pray it is true, it is improbable that it is. If false, wait.

Patriots, I’m currently perplexed.

Because it has been corroborated by patriotic Americans who don’t dismiss divine intervention when we’re unable to explain something, you can confidently tell others about the story.

The author is probably full of nonsense, claims Stallone’s spokesperson Joe Barron, who meets all the journalistic standards for an accurate fact-check, but that doesn’t mean the story isn’t real or that it couldn’t possibly happen.

I appreciate you, Sly. With you, the country is fortunate.